A Druish Princess

That's all we needed...a Druish Princess. Hope everyone had a nice Passover/Easter weekend filled with yummy gifilte fish/easter egg meals. With all of this religion going around my family and I started talking about plastic surgery and how vain our society is. Well, as usual, this got me thinking. Any of you who grew up around Jewish people know that they usually have wavy, curly hair. And any of you grew up around young Jewish girls know that they are the only ones who actually would spend tons of their Daddy's money to do something about it.

The solution? None other than Japanese hair straightening. I don't know exactly what it is but I think they use some chemical to straighten the hair for a few months so it looks like Aryan hair but you can still tell and make fun of them behind their backs. Anyway, this brings me to the subject of this post. Everyone knows that Japanese people have the straightest hair on Earth. So why would the Japanese have any need for a hair straightening procedure? To find the answer, one must dig a little deeper...

I think the answer lies with a little clever marketing and racism. If we were to call the procedure by its original name: Jap hair straightening, then the answer begins to reveal itself. Jap, better known as Jewish American Princess, is the real name behind the curtain but the inventors thought this wouldn't sell as well so they just extended it to Japanese so as not offend anyone. Think about it, who are the only people who get Japanese hair straightening? Not the Japanese but the Japs. And speaking of Druish Princesses, everyone doesn't love a Druish Girl. Shalom.