One is the lonliest number

I don't know anyone with only one arm or only one leg but there is one question I would like to ask that person. "When you buy shoes or gloves, is there a place you can meet other people with only one arm or leg so you can sell the shoe or glove you won't use?" I'm not trying to be insulting here, I think it's a legitimate question.

2/1/06: As a follow up to this post, I came across a very interesting story about a one-legged man who is suing a shoe store because they forced him to buy both shoes when he only wanted one. http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/conspiracies/61528 It's a joke people.