You are probably asking yourself, "What did I do to deserve the honor of a new Deep Thought?" Well you can thank my participation in an adult dodgeball league. The games are at 8 pm so I am just hanging around the office until gametime. Now you are probably thinking, "You play adult dodgeball?" My response, "Yes, I do play adult dodgeball on Wednesday nights. I also play adult kickball on Tuesday nights and we won the championship last year." On to the post...
So spring is officially here and with it comes flowers, warm weather, and baseball. I recently purchased some Phillies tickets for a game in a few weeks. First row; I am very excited! Anyway, the idea for this blog post has been on the back burner for a while now. It all goes back to a game I attended last season. It might have been the Dollar Dog Night where I attempted to eat 1 hot dog per inning. I only managed to make it to the 7th inning. My friend Jay completed this gastro-intestinal feat that left him looking pregnant. Apparently he also enjoyed some sodium-laced night sweats.
So my question is this: What is the oldest you can be and still bring a baseball glove to a game? I say once you become a teenager it's no longer acceptable. It's like having your bar mitzvah; you are now an adult and can't wear that glove anymore. Along the same line, if I caught a foul ball and there was a little kid near me, there is no way I give that ball away. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity for crying out loud. Just think, maybe if Steve Bartman had been wearing a glove he would have been asked to leave for being too old and the Cubs would have won their first World Series in over 100 years. But they didn't so I digress.
Spring is a time for new beginnings and with some new Deep Thoughts. Stay tuned...